Freenchie, this is Finnigan Mahone, he’s as mad as a sack of orphans on mieow mieow or something..
He’s been entertaining the crowds outside the Abbey with his quirky harmonica playing and racist jokes, the proles love him, apart from the foreign one who don’t have a flippin clue what he’s on about.
Earlier this morning we thought we saw Kate Middletons but it turned out to be Vanessa Feltz’s.
Keep it monArchy… XXX
your own personal royal cori-spondance///
